Saturday, 19 May 2012

19 REASONS WHY ELECTION 2012 WILL BE PEACEFUL by:::: Shakiru Akinyemi

1There are no deserts in Ghana, where will the fighting take place? 2 A lot of people in Ghana say they are hungry. This means they would be weak to fight. 3 People will have to return home immediately they cast their votes else their wives punish them in bed that night. 4 To Ghanaians, Sunday is a holy day. Therefore nobody will fight. 5 Right after voting, Ghanaians would be eager to know the winner they’d forget about fighting. 6 Ghana doesn’t produce Arms, how then can we fight without Arms. 7 Voting will be in December, who wants to fight during Christmas celebrations? 8 There are more women than men in Ghana, who will go and fight? Afterall, Yaa Asantewaa even died years ago. 9 There will be a musical concert on election night at the conference centre. Everybody will go to see Wanlov and Delay. Who will be left on the streets to fight? 10 After voting people will be too hungry they have to go back home. There will be no one left on the streets. 11 Ghanaian women love Nigerian movies and the men champions league, after voting, everybody’ll go back home. 12 Ghanaian youth love facebooking more than any other thing, they go back home to facebook right after voting. 13 Policemen and soldiers are happy with their salaries. The will clamp down anybody who wants to cause mayhem. 14 Days before the election, every Ghanaian will be part of an excursion to Kenya, Rwanda, Somalia, Zimbabwe, and Libya. That should be enough warning that war is undesirable. 15 H.E Atta Mills, Nana Akufo Addo, Papa Ndoum will be kept in prison 3months prior elections. This will enable them advise their supporters accordingly. As for independent candidates, the least said the better. 16 War victims from Tunisia, Egypt and Libya are in Ghana organising seminars and conferences. 17 Having stood in the queue for about 8-10 hours just to vote, you’d have contracted lumbar radioculopathy. You’d be too weak to fight. 18 All health centres, clinics and hospitals will be closed down on Election Day. Fighting is at your own disadvantage. 19 All those who plan violence will either contract malaria, cholera or diarrhoea.

Sunday, 4 March 2012

When visualizing

When visualizing, put yourself DEEP into the
picture of your dreams...
Feel, hear, see, taste, and smell the
differences in your life.
See your dreams DONE, and imagine the
many wonderful and SURPRISING side
effects of their manifestation.
(Bet your friends change!)

Saturday, 3 March 2012

When you think a new thought

When you think a new thought, entertain a
new dream, or mentally choose a new goal,
your thoughts "leave" you and go out, in
every direction, to the farthest corners of
the planet - on a mission.
They carry a life force all their own, like
ripples created when a pebble is tossed into
a pond, and their sole object is to reappear
back into your life as things and
You can't change this... but, YOU CAN use it.

Live life fully

Live life fully while you're here. Experience
everything. Take care of yourself and your
friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out
and screw up! You're going to anyway, so
you might as well enjoy the process. Take
the opportunity to learn from your mistakes:
find the cause of your problem and
eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be
an excellent example of being human.

Sooner or later

Sooner or later we all discover that the
important moments in life are not the
advertised ones, not the birthdays, the
graduations, the weddings, not the great
goals achieved. The real milestones are less
prepossessing. They come to the door of
memory unannounced, stray dogs that
amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never
leave. Our lives are measured by these.

Friday, 2 March 2012

if u woke up this morning
If you woke up this morning with more
health than illness, you are more blessed
than the million who will not survive the
If you have food in your refrigerator,
on your back, a roof over your head and
place to sleep, you are richer than 75
percent of the world.
If you have money in the bank or in your
wallet, you are among the top 80
percent of
the worlds wealthy.
If you hold up your head with a smile on
your face and are truly thankful, you are
blessed because the majority can, but
do not.
We find greatest joy, not in getting, but in
expressing what we are. Men do not really
live for honors or for pay; their gladness is
not the taking and holding, but in doing,
the striving, the building, the living. It is a
higher joy to teach than to be taught. It is
good to get justice, but better to do it; fun
to have things but more to make them.
The happy man is he who lives the life of
love, not for the honors it may bring, but
for the life itself."